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Royal Waterworks

Today I cried.  I wasn’t sad, and I wasn’t happy.  I was….. reading gossip columns.  Ugh.  I know!  So lame.  Here’s what happened:

When I woke up and flipped on the news this morning, everyone was talking about the freshly announced engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton.  This is really exciting for me.  No, I don’t know the happy couple.  I’m not of British decent.  I’m not even a WASP.  My fascination with that particular couple has absolutely no good explanation.  So when tears began streaming down my face I was a little confused, to say the very least.

 

First, I blame my mother.  She is forever telling me this story about how she watched the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana when I was a newborn, and how decadent and fanciful it all was.  Since I have an appreciation for a finely-made dress and a well-planned event, I naturally became interested in that particular wedding.  And I think it was melted into my brain when my mom watched it with infant Stevie in her lap.

 

Second, I’ve always had a tongue-in-cheek joke that I was saving myself for Prince William.  It was obviously never true, but it was a major fantasy of mine to become a princess.  I couldn’t help but daydream about how amazing it would be.  Truth be told, I’d be a TERRIBLE princess.  But that’s really not the point.

 

Third, I remember the death of Princess Di like it was yesterday (there was some initial confusion when I thought that Luciano Pavoratti had killed her…  that was the day I learned the word “paparazzi”).  I remember watching footage of Prince William at the funeral procession and thinking how ridiculously hard that must be for a guy just a year younger than me.

 

This third reason is what got me:  I was fine as a perused the internet for pictures of the lovely princess-to-be in her adorable outfits (I ADORE the hats and the riding boots), and her totally sincere perma-smile.  It was when I saw the ring that I lost it:  it was the ring with which Charles had proposed to Diana.  Prince William said he wanted his mother to be a part of this celebration.  Let the waterworks begin.  I completely crumbled into a sniffling, sentimental lump.

 So in conclusion, there was really no explanation for my sudden onslaught of emotion or my transformation into a hopeless romantic.  I fixed the situation the only way I knew how: I roasted a turkey.  WHO AM I??!!


Crouching Tiger Swimming Buffalo

I’ll keep this one short and sweet.  I woke up this morning to a news report that some couple had found a buffalo swimming in their backyard pool.  Yes, you read that right.  Buffalo. Swimming pool.  Since I was really only half-awake I wasn’t certain whether or not I had heard the story correctly, so I Googled it.  Sure enough, it’s true.  Here’s photographic evidence.

This led me to wonder what other unwelcome guests folks have found in their backyards.  I’m sure there are some hilarious and horrific stories.

So readers, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found in your backyard